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I’ve Moved!

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Anyone remember the Jeffersons? Sammy Davis, Jr.? Put them together and you get:

Nope, I’m not a published author yet, but after blogging on my own for two years, I celebrated my 70th post by pitching this blog to Chicago Now, which is Tribune Media Company’s online community of Chicago-area bloggers. I pitched RIDING THE WAVES via Chicago Now‘s online pitch form and heard back the same day. My blog was accepted!

So what does this mean?

It means I keep doing what I’m doing, but I might do it with a little more spring in my typing fingers. I’ll keep writing about RIDING THE WAVES, but now, I may have the chance to share it with even more readers. It means I’m sitting up a little straighter (which is great…I tend to slouch).

It means that Chicago Now believes my writing deserves a shot at something a little broader, a little wider-reaching.

It means I might get to connect with some new readers and possibly hear back from them.

These are all great things.

When I first began blogging in January 2010, I hadn’t a clue what to write about, so I searched for inspiration everywhere. In the process of doing so, I formed an unconscious habit of seeking inspiration; not only did that help me become a better writer, but it also grew me as a person. I’d ask people what motivated them to do inspiring things and investigate how certain situations came to be. I constantly pondered how I might incorporate many of the inspiring stories into my own life.

Some of my most “popular” (meaning “widely-read”) blog posts have ranged from my children’s entrepreneurial behaviors (How A 12-Year-Old Shags An iPad) to the suicide in a nearby park (Nichols Middle School Bomb) to the worry I felt when my husband and son sailed through the same storm on Lake Michigan that killed two fellow sailors (Trying Not To Cry) to an interview with a guy formerly known as Barry (How I Got To Interview The President Of The United States). Each of those posts serves as a distinct mile-marker on my newly-discovered writing journey. I’ll always remember how those events moved me so deeply that I couldn’t wait to write my feelings about them. Whether they made me laugh or cry or shake my head in disbelief, they each inspired me to sit, breathe, write and exhale.

Expanding my blog to a potentially wider audience on Chicago Now feels a little scary, but then so did talking to President Obama. What I’m telling myself as my blogging branches out is exactly what I told myself when the camera lights went on during the Obama Hangout: It’s just you & the person in front of you.

When I spoke with the President, I didn’t let myself think about anything other than the fact I was talking to a guy who used to live in Chicago. When I write my blog entries, I always try to write as if I’m talking to you directly…not to a slew of readers who may pass one of my posts on to someone else. The only way this works for me (and the way I keep my head fastened on tight) is to write with an honest focus, just to write what I’m thinking — as if I’m talking with a friend over coffee. It’s essentially a stream-of-conscience style, but that’s how my mind works. I’m pretty simple.

I hope you’ll visit my new site on Chicago Now and continue reading RIDING THE WAVES. And, if you’d like the latest posts delivered to your inbox, just put your email in the subscription box.

You’ve been with me from some of my earliest posts, and I’m grateful for the support, the comments and the encouragement. Thank you for RIDING THE WAVES along with me. This is getting pretty fun!

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Teaching Writers How To Blog

My friends Sally, Francie and Lisa are interested in starting blogs.  I plan on putting up some easy-to-follow instructions for anyone interested in starting one of their own.  Would you like to read about that?

We are sitting in Wilmette, Illinois.

And I’m “Trying Out” Being a Vegan Because…

…I’m insane.

There’s enough going on in the world right now.

Laundry.  Arizona shootings.  A new teenager in the house.  Planning a 20th wedding anniversary trip.  A big old wad of wax stuck in my ear.  Editing my manuscript to present it to overworked editors and agents in NYC at the end of January with the dreams of a book contract.  Prayers for more subscribers to my blog and more readers on http://www.Evanston.Patch.com.

But hey, let’s throw in a 21-day-kickstart of all-vegan eating, just to feel TRULY alive.

Hold on, I’ll be right back.  Just need to pop another iron supplement so I can lift my hands to type.

That’s better.

Where was I?  Oh yes.  Avoiding any foods with faces.  Right.  Yum.  Crunch.  Slurp.  Fart.  Fart again.

I’m sorry, who are you?

Did you say we know each other?  You’re whose cousin?  Oh, sorry.  Yes, I was blogging about trying the vegan thing.

It’s not going very well…as clearly demonstrated by the sundry items I salivated over recently while on a trip to Austin, TX.

I sniff them whenever I get a hankering for hot dogs and BLTs.  It’s not the same, but every little thing helps.

Journalistic Terms For Newbies

I’d asked my editor at Patch.com what the term dek meant.  It’s utilized on the computer server which I use to upload my twice daily blogs about Evanston.

I loved her response, which was something akin to total surprise.  I think she said, “That’s a great question.  I’ve never really been asked that one.”  I love feeling like I’m not completely ignorant.

I went searching today for the meaning of dek.  It loosely translates to mean sub-heading, but there’s some question about how the letters d-e-k were chosen to indicate this.  It’s thought the term came from the term “deck”.

I just found a great blog post about journalistic terms:  click here.

Criticism

Ouch.

I posted a comment on http://www.Evanston.Patch.com about a local business with a website called http://www.fleebags.com.  Here’s the article I wrote:  http://evanston.patch.com/articles/flophouses-and-worthless-racehorces#c:

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I have some advice for the owners of a van I saw parked this week on Davis Street with their website, www.fleebags.com,  clearly emblazoned on the vehicle.

While their products are adorable, I’m struggling with the product name.

Clearly, their marketing assumption is literal:  women will use the company’s oilcloth bags when they “flee” (or fly) around, doing whatever it is they do.

With that logic, they’ve already lost me.

First of all, I don’t “flee.”

I zip.  I race.  I lug.  I schlep.  But, I most definitely do not flee or fly around like an Evanston fairy, landing softly on all the delicate anchorages of my daily to-do list.  I’m frequently storming through my day to get things done. I’m more of a blitzer.  A stormer.  An attacker.

I visited the www.fleebags.com website, where they provide definitions:

flee v; to run away, escape, fly, take flight, make off, bolt

fleebags; fun and functional oilcloth products for busy women “on the fly”

Then, for kicks, I visited http://www.dictionary.com, and typed in “fleebags”.  The result?

“No results found for fleebags: Did you mean fleabags?”

Why yes, I suppose so.

flea·bag

/ˈfliˌbæg/ [flee-bag]  –noun Slang

1. a cheap, run-down hotel or rooming house.

2. any shabby or low-grade public establishment.

3. a worthless racehorse.

4. a dog, esp. one that is flea-ridden.

5. a bed.

6. a sleeping bag. 


Origin:
1825–35; flea + bag 

Additionally, the site offers a slang dictionary:

fleabag definition [ˈflibæg] 

  1. n.
    a cheap hotel; a flophouse. : Rocko never stays in fleabags. He’s too proud. Sam doesn’t care.

Woops.  This is a little awkward.  So … how about those Wildcats?

The ribbon cutting ceremony for the new store at 1106 Davis Street is on Nov. 20.  The Mayor of Evanston will be there.

I’m guessing I won’t be invited.  That’s okay.   I’ll be storming Around Town, doing some other things.

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Clearly, I did not give the business a “thumbs up” in the website name category.

After 95 posts to Patch.com, I got my first “attack” from a reader:

While I usually find Christine’s articles to be helpful regarding ongoings and such in Evanston, I certainly don’t understand her seemingly uncalled for attack on a new business opening here in Evanston. We want to encourage small businesses to find a home in Evanston, not rip them apart before they’ve opened their doors because they might have a cutesy or whimsical name. But since she did call the products adorable, the rest of the article is justified, correct? So in keeping with the theme, while the author looks adorable, I have a hard time with her name. Definition of Christine: Christine is a feminine name of Greek or Latin origin. It is derived from the word Christ, which is the Greek translation of the Hebrew word “Messiah”. Definition of wolf (wlf) n. pl. wolves (wlvz)
1.
a. Either of two carnivorous mammals of the family Canidae, especially the gray wolf of northern regions, that typically live and hunt in hierarchical packs and prey on livestock and game animals.
b. The fur of such an animal.
c. Any of various similar or related mammals, such as the hyena.
2. The destructive larva of any of various moths, beetles, or flies.
3. One that is regarded as predatory, rapacious, and fierce.
4. Slang A man given to paying unwanted sexual attention to women.

Maybe we should call the author a destructive larva messiah? After all, she races, zips, charges, attacks, blitzes and storms around Town. But that wouldn’t be nice, accurate or fair, would it.

So.

Here I am.  In my kitchen.  Reading this reply. Wondering (with a smile) if this is sort of like what a Vanity Fair correspondent feels after writing a scathing review of Lindsay Lohan’s behavior, only to be admonished by a teenage fan for degrading LiLo.

I’m not sure if I should respond to the writer.  I’d like to see other responses.  I don’t feel defensive.  I actually feel justified in my critique (not criticism) of the business owner’s choice of names.  As a former advertising exec (and English minor in college), I can’t believe someone would choose to name their website http://www.fleebags.com and NOT expect some raised eyebrows.  Maybe that’s the point.

And perhaps this bru-ha-ha is all part of his/her marketing genius.

All I know is, this is my first dose of “negative” feedback from a reader.  I’m not hurt, but I’m genuinely intrigued by the back-and-forth of communication.  I live for it.  And I so appreciate the reader’s clever response.

Let’s Talk About Books, Baby. Let’s Talk About You and Me.

I signed up for something called http://www.shewrites.com.  I heard it’s a great online resource for women writers.  I haven’t done anything with it yet…just created a quick profile of who I am and what I’m doing.  But then, today, I received an email notice that someone was welcoming me to the site.  Her name is Meg.  She wrote The Wednesday Sisters, which is sitting (unread) next to my bed.  I think Mike bought it for me for Christmas, and it’s been one of those books I just haven’t made time to read.

I replied to Meg’s short and kind greeting with a little note about how I’ve got her book and look forward to reading it (I do).  And then, she wrote back, about how she’s got a child at the University of Chicago right now…about how I should join a group on http://www.shewrites.com for first time novelists.  It was extremely helpful to get a little boost from someone with that sort of cache (and believe me, it doesn’t take much to impress me…so coming from her, I was blown away).  Here’s a little bio on her from Amazon:

Meg Waite Clayton is the author of the national bestseller, THE WEDNESDAY SISTERS, THE LANGUAGE OF LIGHT, which was a Bellwether Prize finalist, and the forthcoming THE FOUR MS. BRADWELLS (Ballantine, March 2011). She’s also the host of the blog, 1st Books: Stories of How Writers Get Started, which features award-winning and bestselling authors sharing stories about their paths to writing and publishing. Her short stories and essays have been read on public radio and have appeared in commercial and literary magazines. She’s a graduate of the University of Michigan and Michigan Law School, and lives with her family in Palo Alto, California. Visit her on the web at http://www.megwaiteclayton.com.

Wow.

That’s one end of my “book spectrum” today.  The other end involves my Amazon.com purchase, made in preparation for our oldest child turning 13 next month.  I just ordered  Get Out of My Life, but First Could You Drive Me & Cheryl to the Mall: A Parent’s Guide to the New Teenager, Revised and Updated

The author’s last name is Wolf, which is comforting.

I think I’ll get a kick out of the book based on the title alone.  I see glimmers of teen-ish-ness from my son, but he’s truly a great kid (all my kids are…I’m extremely lucky).

I’ll admit that in the past 4 weeks of writing 2 posts a day for Patch.com, I’ve drained my energy reserves to an all-time low.  As such, my patience and ability to “roll” with things have both sunk far below the realm of recognition.  On the bright side, I’ve got two things working for me here:

1.  The wisdom to know that I’ve got to recharge, and

2. A husband who hears me and knows it’s important to step out, even for 24-48 hours.

I found a hotel downtown to bring all my files and notes and folders for my novel.  My neglected novel.  The novel I cannot WAIT to hand to young girls.  The novel that will empower them and celebrate their strength.  That will speak to them and make them laugh and cry and learn things about life in Chicago and sailing and living with less materialism.  That will be discussed in mother-daughter book groups far and wide.  That will transform the way kids look at the toy aisles in Target stores — from desire to disdain.

Lofty expectations from an unpublished author, no?

The way I see it, I need this hubris.  I need to believe I can do it.  An hour ago, I didn’t believe I could.

I was stressing about how I’d get all my obligations handled tomorrow before meeting with my critique group…until I had a breakthrough.  What if I don’t turn in pages this time?  I’ve never NOT turned in pages.  But when I’m really feeling down and overburdened, why not think about my group — and all its unwavering support — and try something new?  I emailed them and said this:

My goal for Thursday is to get some suggestions on how to tackle a major writing weekend.  Good news is, I’m getting out of my house for the weekend to write, but I’m a bit overwhelmed at the task of my novel (maybe b/c I’ve been writing short bursts of blogs for the last 4 weeks).  No need to read anything of mine this week.  Just looking for a little hand holding.  Wondering if my book’s any good, and if I’ll ever finish it.  Feeling a little defeated about my neglected novel.  Would love a motivating speech about how I can finish it AND polish it in time for the Winter Conference.  I signed up for it tonight and I’m excited and terrified about that deadline.

That’s right:  I’ve signed up for the New York SCBWI (Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators) Conference in January 2011.  I’ve also signed up for the Writers’ Intensive Group, which is when you sit with an editor/agent and let him/her read the first 500 words of your novel.  If the person likes it, they’ll ask for the whole thing.

Last year I went to the conference, and an editor read my pages.  She asked if I was finished (a great sign), but when I said I was 75% done, the conversation was abruptly through.  She came to the conference looking for manuscripts to take home.  I went to the conference (wrongly) hoping an editor would say, “This is great!  When you’re done, call me and we’ll sign a contract.  Keep going!  You’re awesome.”  Sadly, that’s not the way it works.

I now get it.  Well, I get it more than I used to. In this economy, editors are trying to find the best and the most polished manuscripts of the day.  They’re not there to soothe and coo and coddle us writers.  Their eyes are bugged out by the end of those writers’ intensive workshops.  They want to take something that’s ready to present to their board back at HQ.  Something that justifies getting out of the office for an entire day rather than pouring through the slush back at the office.

I want my manuscript to be the one to make the right editor shiver at the end,  to catch his breath midway through, lost in tangential thoughts like “how on earth will this story ever turn out?”  To compel the right editor to ——

Hold up.

Realistically, I’d like an editor to look at my first 500 words, put the page down, and simply say, “May I see more?”  That, actually, is what I’d really love.

And so it begins…

I swear I’ve got to collapse at some point.  It’s almost 3am (again) and I’ve just finished up my 2nd post for today’s Patch.com submissions.

It’s not really that the writing’s hard.  Seriously.  What takes time is:

–my hyper editing

–teaching this old dog new tricks, like how to upload a video onto YouTube so I can then download it onto the Patch.com site.

Still, “why are you up till 3am?”  Oh, well, you know, because before this new gig came along, I’d done my typical over-extension with commitments and signed on to lead a Girl Scout troop, run a once a month book club, and create a new Leadership Club for students in 2nd – 5th grade.  I’d been getting the biggest thrill out of each of those tasks, and then the blogging job came along.

I’m juggling and trying to keep all the plates spinning (have I used that analogy before?  Forgive me…I’m too tired to look back and see).  It’s working out so far.  Sleep’s been a challenge, but now is the real test.  Nate was just diagnosed with strep throat (and I just KNEW he had it when I brought him in for it, but the doctor insisted that NO he didn’t have a fever and NO he didn’t have a red throat and NO the rapid strep test didn’t come back positive so NO he didn’t have to go on antibiotics and NO he didn’t have to stay home from school).

“But he’s had a low grade fever and a stomach ache and he’s irritable and his throat sounds…funny,” I said.

“Well, these things are often indications of a virus,” she said.  She’s truly a nice pediatrician and I really wanted to believe he was well enough to go back to school.  I had stuff to do so I wouldn’t be up until 3am again.

“He’s not presenting with any of the classic symptoms of strep, so I wouldn’t worry too much about it.  Just give him an extra pillow at night and that should do the trick.”

An extra pillow, lady?

After that $25 co-pay and the prescription for more polyester fill under his head, I was happy to send him back to school.  He even seemed perky the next morning…just as his sister started looking glassy-eyed and weepy.

She stayed home today, feeling (as my Nana used to say), “punky.”  After school, Nate was as irritable and emotional as I’d seen him in a looooong time.  Before I could even redirect his emotions, the phone rang.  Doctor’s office.

“Yep.  It’s strep.”

Told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you told you.

I want my $25 co-pay back.  More than anything, I want to take that extra pillow Nate used last night and put it under my own head.  I’m taking Maggie (and now Henry, who’s feeling emotional and hot/cold) for strep tests tomorrow morning.  Cold and flu season is touching down in the Wolf household, and it’s only September.

In the words of Capt. Sully Sullenberger, just before his plane crash landed in the Hudson River, “Brace for impact.”

Embracing Change

I’m so. Freaking. Tired.

It’s the good kind of tired, when I know I’m giving it my all.  It’s also the kind that leaves me edgy and irritable, and that’s the part I hate.  Or, as my friend Kimberly Jolie might say, “It’s a feeling I do not love.”

Writing for Patch.com has been a stunning surprise, and it’s consumed me from the minute the call came in to do it.  I’ve taken it seriously, knowing it’s an opportunity to learn and grow and expand my writing chops.

I’ve been watching my kids watching me, and it’s been pretty interesting.  They’re accepting this new demand on my time with as much tolerance as can be expected.  They’re happy I’m happy, but vocal about the amount of time I spend on the computer.  They ask gentle questions, like, “Are you always going to be this busy, Mom?” or “Do you like staying up so late writing?” or “Do you think it’s always going to be this hard?”  I answer their queries with honesty, and I let them know they’re my priority.  Still, they see the bags under my eyes lately, and sense my exhaustion.  They know there’s been a shift.

I also hear my husband, Mike, cautioning me.  “You can’t keep staying up till 3am.  You’re going to get sick.”  I know he’s right, and I love him for his matter-of-factness.  Each night, after the kids are tucked in and I’ve had a chance to finish my other commitments, I settle into bed with my laptop and start the business of reporting for Patch.  I review the news of the day, check email, think about the issues flying through Evanston.  I open a new Word file and start typing.  Emails keep coming in.  Mike turns over and puts a pillow over his head.  He’s not complaining.  He knows his wife’s happy.  And finding her way.  He knows there’s been a shift.

 

Henry and me...Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

 

Change is hard.  Change is unnerving.  But change stretches us and affords us practice with that delicate skill called adaptability.

I think back to the time when our family went to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for spring break.  Henry was in 2nd grade and hell-bent on taking a dune-buggy ride.  I insisted on going with him — especially since I needed a break from 2-year-old Velcro-Nate.  We got to the parking lot in downtown Puerto Vallarta and signed a barely legible legal waiver.  The “vehicle” issued to us was essentially a death-cage made of steel bars and barely working electronics.  I’d never tried something this adventurous, but was determined to show Henry I could handle it.  And, this HAD to be better than holding a writhing, sweaty, sunscreened toddler.

We drove with our “guide” down a crowded Puerto Vallarta highway.  I tried not to stare at the asphault below us, but there were no “walls” or “floors” on our vehicle; we were essentially one with the highway.  No airbags.  NO SEATBELTS.  Looking back now, I should have insisted on wearing helmets.

The stick-shift dune buggy had a clutch that my short legs could barely engage, but I gripped the steering wheel and pointed my toes as hard as possible, hoping with every shift that I could keep the vehicle moving.  The brakes weren’t what I’d call “functioning”; I’d suck in my breath every time we approached an intersection, hoping we’d make it through alive.  Imagine driving down Lake Shore Drive or another major thoroughfare at 40 miles an hour.  No windshield.  No turn signals.  No floor.  No horn.  No idea if your brake lights were visible to others.

But dammit, I wasn’t going back.

We drove through dusty fields with our group, trying to keep up with the guide.  At one point, we drove through a muddy river where locals were washing their clothes.

I tried to smile, even though I was scared to death.

Henry began to look worried — for the impoverished residents as well as for our safety — and I wondered how good an idea this really was.

The guide led us to a pit-stop somewhere in the middle of nowhere.  We entered the small, church-like structure, only to learn that the proprieters were sampling tequila.  When Henry was offered a sip, I knew this might be a bad idea.

We made a quick exit, hoping the other members of our tour group would be ready to head back to town.  While waiting near the parking lot, Henry and I sampled some authentic tacos and declared them the best we’d ever tasted.  We ignored all the warnings we’d ever been given about “only eating and drinking at reputable locations in Mexico” and high-fived each other for surviving this unbelievable experience.

We got back to the hotel, covered in mud and dust.  I was still shaking from gripping the steering wheel in terror for four hours straight.  My calves screamed from stretching to reach the clutch, gas and brakes.  Yet the experience stretched our outlook and gave us stories we still laugh at and share to this day.

I wondered if my blog was ever read.  I’m grateful it was, and even more grateful for the chance to grow.

Jumping In Head First

Two weeks.

I’ve been blogging for Patch.com for two weeks now.

What a roller coaster ride.  The good kind.  The scary kind.  The kind you “wonder if I really wanted to take this ride?” The kind that makes you feel great you did after all.

My novel’s been sitting in my bag, waiting for me to come back to her (I’m a sailor, so of course she’s a she).  I like to think this time apart from her is just allowing her to breath, like a fine wine.  Sometimes, though, I think of her like a neglected child.

I’ve still got my critique group, thank God.  Every two weeks, we present 5-7 pages of our work.  That deadline kicks my ass sometimes, dragging me to the computer to create or revise the next submission on time.  If it wasn’t for that gun to my head, I might not push myself as hard.  My critique group partners know the feeling, and I’ve come to love them like family.  There’s a special bond made with people you share your writing with, and ironically, words fail to describe how deep my fondness is for them.

These past two weeks have found me immersed in a sudden new “career” of blogging about life around town for Patch.com.  So far, I haven’t struggled to find interesting tidbits to write about, nor do I think I will.  The challenge doesn’t even come in finding the time.  These past two weeks, I’ve found myself living, blogging, parenting, cleaning, carpooling, wiping tears (some of which were my own), checking in with my husband, worrying about friends and family, grocery shopping, petting the dog, attending other meetings.

The biggest challenge has been seeing my typos and grammatical errors show up in many of my blog posts.  They drive me insane.  I’m a recovering perfectionist, and I physically shudder when I see my errors.  I remind myself that, like a newscaster, you can either soldier on and keep going, or stop dead in your tracks and make a bigger deal of it.  I’m trying to soldier on, to check my work more carefully.  I’m often writing, spell-checking and submitting my blogs on the fly while living and doing 1,000 other things.  I try to review what I send before it goes out, but inevitably, it shows up with something (or things) that I missed.

Well, I tell myself, I’m learning.  I’m trying.  I’m not going to beat myself up.  It’s been two weeks.  I can improve and it’s not the end of the world.

The end of the world came for the young man who died on a playground near my house this week.  Who, apparently, used a pipe bomb to blow his head off, splattering his remains all over trees and swings and teeter-totters and wood-chips.  Closing school for two days so police and the FBI and social workers and groundskeepers could try to put things back together again.  They’ll never go back to normal, but we can all try our best…that’s all anyone can do.

And so, I can live with my spelling errors.  I can live with a lot of things.  I can live.  I can.

It all began with an itch on September 1, 2010

My Grandmother, Irene Cieslak, died just two months ago from Parkinson’s Disease.

She taught me many things in life, including how to make chocolate peanut butter balls, how to be humble yet proud, and how to appreciate the latest copy of the National Enquirer.

One time, during a visit to our house in the 1980s, she handed me a scratch-off lottery ticket.  Miraculously, I won $50.  I thought it was rigged.  I looked to my grandfather, Walter, then back to Grandma.  My smile was huge.

She said, matter of fact, “Well, your feet must have been itching last night.”

I almost dropped the winning ticket.  HOW did she know?  My feet — and hands — had been itching the night before.

“Simple,” she said.  ”When you’re coming into money, your palms and your feet will itch.”  And that was that.

Fast forward.

Last Wednesday night,  I was in bed, trying to sleep, but it felt like something was crawling all over me.  I worried it was a case of bedbugs…they seem to be all over the news (plus, my grandmother also passed down her hypochondriacal nature to me).  I got up, put on some lotion, and tried to sleep again.  Itchy itchy itchy.  I tried to stop thinking about it, but then, of all things, my big toe just went crazy with itchiness.  So bad, in fact, that I soaked it in the tub, thinking I might have been bitten by something.

The next morning, I felt perfectly fine.  No bug bites.  No redness.  No sign at all there’d been an itchy foot.

I went about my day, taking kids to school, futzing with a blog entry that I can’t seem to get right (about books I’ve been reading lately, wondering who on earth even reads my blog except kind souls who feel sorry for me or want to keep my spirits up about being published someday), and generally pushing the piles on my desk from one side to another.

Around 4 in the afternoon, the caller ID announced a local number I didn’t recognize.  I answered, thinking it might be the parent of one of my son’s friends.

“Is this Christine Wolf?” the young woman’s voice asked kindly.

“Yes it is,” I said, quite annoyed that yet another salesperson could sneak through the do-not-call fortress I’d clearly failed to build strong enough.

“My name is…….and I’m calling from —CH dot com.”

“From where?” I said, eyeing the fridge, wondering if it was five-o-clock yet.

“—CH dot com,” she said patiently.

“Scratch dot com?” I asked over the voices of my three children and each of their three friends.

“PATCH dot com,” she said, unruffled.

“I’m sorry,” I said, “let me step outside.  I’ve got a million kids running around here and it’s hard to hear you.”  I felt like I was being selfless by continuing to hear her schpiel, rather than barking, “Sorry, not interested.”

“Not a problem,” I think she said.

“Where are you from again?”

I don’t really recall the exact conversation, but it went something like this:  She’s the editor for an online newspaper called Patch.com, her name is Jessica, and she’s been given my name by someone who read my blog and really enjoyed it.

“I’m sorry,” I said, ignoring the kids and the dog and the bottle of wine waiting for me in the fridge, “but did you say someone read my blog?”

“Yes,” she said.  It totally sounded like she was smiling.

“REALLY?” I asked.

Then I remember her saying they’re looking for someone for their About Town column, someone who’s honest and in touch with a lot of people in the community.  At that point, I thought she was looking for names.

“I know a lot of people,” I think I blurted out.  I fought the urge to scream, “WHO READ MY BLOG?  How did they find it?”

She continued.  ”If it’s okay with you, I’d like to send you an email describing the job.”

I don’t think I said anything.

And I think she expected me not to say anything.  ”We’d like you to be our About Town blogger.”

HOLY C&@P!!!!!!!

She sent me the email that night.  I Googled the heck out of PATCH.com, trying to figure out if this was really legit or if I was dreaming.

I kept thinking to myself:  I’d get to keep working on my novel.  I’d get to work from home.  I’d blog twice a day, Monday through Friday about the town I live in and the people who live here.  I’d get paid to do it?  I’d get paid to do it.  I’d be a paid writer.  A professional writer.

And then, I remembered my big toe.  How it itched.  And drove me crazy. And kept me up all night.  I thought about my grandma, smiling from that place she’s gone to, saying to herself, “I told her so.  I told her so.  I’m no liar.”

Then, the next few days were an absolute blur.

I reviewed the job description and contract with my attorney (who’s also the father of my children).  Knew the commitment would be big.  Challenging.  Exciting.  Good “exercise” for dedicated writing and creative thinking.  Considered how it might force me to stay disciplined with my schedule.  My attorney agreed with me that it was an opportunity too good to pass up.

I signed on the dotted line on Friday, September 3, submitted my bio and photo for the website on Sunday, September 4, and had my first blog post published online on Monday, Labor Day, September 5.  I became a working girl again on the day most people take “off”.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

I still can’t.

Another really surprising thing happened on Monday night.  I was sitting in the kitchen with my attorney, talking again about how unbelievable this whole situation was, when the phone rang.  The caller ID said, “Elder, Robert.”

“Pick it up!” I said, knowing it was the regional editor for Patch.com.  Jessica, my new boss/editor had emailed me the day before, saying…oh what the heck, here’s her email:

Christine,

I just wanted to pop you a note to say not only did I love your first article, but the Chicago Patch regional editor (Rob K. Elder, of the book “Last Words of the Executed” and formally of the Chicago Tribune) thought it was great. You’re a really talented writer, and I’m so glad we approached you for this column!


Do you have any ideas for the next few columns yet? A sample of what readers should expect?

Have a great Labor Day!

Now, I was taught at a very young age not to boast or show off.  And if you’re reading this, I apologize so deeply for including that email, truly I do. But when I read those words, I started crying.  And, I didn’t even know who Rob K. Elder was.

If you’re a writer, you need no further explanation. And if you’re not a writer, it might sound silly, but it’s so absolutely amazing when someone says something kind about your writing.  That’s why we go to critique groups (for feedback).  And conferences (for encouragement). And therapy (for…well…).  Writing is a lonely, sometimes agonizing and frequently isolating experience.  The irony of writing is in its desire to share with others what we create while we’re alone.  Don’t get me wrong:  I love writing, just like a runner might love to run marathons.  It can be tough, and I need to push myself a lot.  I might not always want to do it, but I know I’ll feel better about myself if I do.  It feels natural and I feel great when I’m done.  It’s just who I am.

Oh, back to Elder, Robert K. on the phone.  I went out on the porch and tried to sound cool and in control.  But inside I was shaking, because I’d Googled Rob K. Elder after that email, and again, HOLY C&@P, he was calling me.

Again with the paraphrasing:  He was just calling to thank me for coming aboard and for my excellent writing (oh how I wish I’d recorded that CALL!).  All I could think about was how this guy had interviewed Gary Sinise.  And now, he’s calling Christine Wolf to say thanks.

Wow.

Grandma Cieslak, thank you for everything you taught me.  I almost never make the chocolate peanut butter balls, and I all but gave up tabloid rags after Princess Diana was killed in Paris because of the paparazzi.  But, I now know with certainty that a little itch on the toe is something to sit up and pay attention to.

Oh, and the biggest kicker?  The mother of the main character in my novel (for 8-12 year olds) loses her job as a local newspaper editor because online newspapers are taking over readership.  Hmmm.  Interesting…..

Here’s an article on Patch.com

http://www.triplepundit.com/2010/04/can-patch-com-help-aol-reinvent-itself/

Thanks, as always, for reading.  I’m genuinely grateful you stuck around, even when I wondered why you did.

P.S.  I wish you could have met my grandmother.  You would have liked her. She was a hoot.